Thank You & Multi-Purpose (Blank on the Inside) Cards - click on a card for more info

Thank You Cards

Cover:  THANK YOU!  (Or as they say in Germany)
Inside:  Donkey Chain!

Cover:  Thanks a Fucking Lot
Inside:  (Blank)

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Multi-Purpose (Blank on the Inside) Cards

Cover:  Gardening, yoga, bubble baths, medication…  and I still want to smack somebody.
Inside:  (Blank)

Cover:  Now….whose mind shall I fuck with today…….?
Inside:  (Blank)

Cover:  It isn't easy being a dick.  "I have to hang around with two nuts all the time.  My closest neighbor is a real asshole.  My best friend is a pussy.  Every time I get excited I throw up!"
Inside:  And worst of all my owner beats me!

Cover:  "Do I look like a fucking 'people person"?!
Inside:  (Blank)

Cover:  how do you stop a dog from humping your leg?  pick it up and suck its cock.
Inside:  (Blank)

 

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