Christmas, Hanukkah & New Years Cards
Cover: To me, Christmas means cooking up a feast for family and friends… an endless, numbing day of scrubbing, grating, peeling, chopping, slicing, and dicing, until my fingers bleed, and like a tortured slave, my mind spirals into a dark psychotic pit of hell where the voices in my head begin screaming "Shoot me, please somebody just fucking shoot me!"
Inside: 'Tis the Season!