Seriously Funny Cards

Cover:  Despite Eric's best efforts, no-one guessed 'Bangkok.'
Inside:  Have a bang-up time on your Birthday.

Cover:  Let's see how you like not playing with your balls for a week.
Inside:  So Much For Man's Best Friend.  Happy Birthday!

Cover:  I told you not to let Monica train the dog!
Inside:  Hope your Birthday doesn't bite.

Cover:  "I'll have the fuckin' cheeseburger with the fuckin' fries and some fuckin' coffee."Inside:  Happy Fuckin' Birthday

Cover:  Edward Scissorhands' less famous brother, Nigel Staplerballs.
Inside:  Happy Birthday. Have a ball!

Cover:  "Ok, this yoga things has really become a problem."
Inside:  Here's to a self-satisfying birthday!

Cover:  As soon as the Viagra kicks in, it's game on.
Inside:  It's Your Birthday!  Party Hard!

Cover:  "Yeah, that's a captain's log all right."Inside:  It's your birthday, raise a big stink!

Cover:  Hello, my name is Ben Dover
Inside:  You're another year older, take it like a man!